Ok, this is stretching it a bit.  Pareidolia is always fun, but it just keeps getting more and more stupid.  According to the whackaloon that has this lovely lava lamp:

“This is a true, tangible miracle that is not just an optical illusion. It is visible in all directions and permanently frozen in this shape”

altogether now: riiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhttttttt!

Of course it hasn’t changed you dumbass, you turned it off…the wax is no longer heated….it’s not going to change.  Oi.