Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, who gained international notoriety by declaring himself first to be Jesus Christ, then the Antichrist, roundly lost his divorce court bid to protect his church from financial claims by his most recent ex-wife.
Things are rough all over for the anti-christ. He can’t even get divorced without causing all sorts of trouble! My favorite bit is that the people of this church, who honestly believe he is the second coming of christ (I know, it’s confusing), take all his legal and monetary issues in stride. He is being persecuted, the say, just like christ was, so he must be god. Too bad he’s actually just a common con man and criminal.