“The Large Earth Collider will surely gain us priceless scientific insight by offering a brief glimpse of the universe at the moment of its destruction,” Fermilab director Gordon Josephs said. “But because the Collider achieves this by hurtling Earth into another large celestial object, there are some who feel the risks associated with annihilating our world are too high. All I know for certain is that this rigorous debate will only end when we activate the VLEC, make the Earth collide with another planet, and obtain results through firsthand observation.”

via Scientists Warn Large Earth Collider May Destroy Earth | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

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